tea.
title ▸ tea
characters ▸ shuusuke fuji, jade curtiss
timeline ▸ pre-awkward
divergence ▸ albatross and swallow
characters ▸ shuusuke fuji, jade curtiss
timeline ▸ pre-awkward
divergence ▸ albatross and swallow
.tea It isn’t as though he doesn’t know what the animal is, nor that he doesn’t understand why female officers found them to be irresistible. It’s just that he’s not entirely sure why the lump of blankets and comforters piled up behind the desk usually reserved for the lieutenant brought that particular animal to mind. It’s the hunchback-like shape to it, he decides, after an absent moment of casual scrutiny. The sloped form of the pile of blankets does seem to resemble the shape of a koala hunched as it dangles from a tree branch lazily. It’s not a perfectly shapely reconstruction of a tree-hugging herbivore, but it’s fairly close, as shapeless blobs go. And as he watches, the blob shifts to the side, blankets drawing into the void known as Shuusuke Fuji while he attempts to rearrange his limbs into a more comfortable position. Or so the strangely awkward motions seem to plausibly resemble, anyway—the lieutenant could very well be doing anything from making more breathing room to doing the hokey-pokey, and Jade honestly thinks he wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. And speaking of differences, with all of those blankets and comforters piled up one on top of another like that, he doesn’t think the lieutenant would even notice if he sets the pile on fire. It’s not the first time he’s thought about setting the lieutenant on fire—though it’s the only time, he thinks, that he’s come across a situation where the lieutenant’s unwittingly surrounded himself with so many flammable objects. The standard uniform for the Malkuth imperial forces doesn’t count—he knows, from countless first-handed experiences, that the uniforms are fifth-fonon-resistant. It would be interesting, however, to see how the lieutenant would deal with a sudden flame at the back of his little kingdom of comforters. The entertainment would certainly make up for the way he had trundled in this morning, half an hour after the first call of the bell with his uniform un-tucked and a duffle bag that was nearly as large as he was. When he had raised an eyebrow in inquiry, he found that he was ignored in favour of plopping down behind the second desk and unzipping that strange duffle bag—it didn’t take long for Jade to realize that the bag had been full of blankets of all shapes and sizes, and as soon as Shuusuke had emptied it, he had wrapped himself in it like a very fat and heavy caterpillar and curled in on his desk and unceremoniously stopped moving. It’s been three hours. From his observations, he notes that the lieutenant hasn’t move from his seat since, a giant lump of unmoving material except for the occasional awkward movement of limbs beneath the mound. He realizes that the motions are strangely awkward, with an emphasis on the ‘strangely’, simply because he doesn’t recall the lieutenant ever having moved with anything less than that annoying brand of grace that seems to be ingrained into his very genes. It’s a little bit disconcerting to see the lieutenant moving in this manner, and while he isn’t particularly concerned, per se, he is rather curious. Though in the end, it’s still rather troublesome. He lets the lieutenant-turned-pile-of-blankets alone for the time being as he crossed the room to operate the fonic water boiler, setting the temperature with a wave of his hand and the slight activation of his fonslots. Sometimes, he absently wonders how the soldiers on the battlefield would react if they knew that Jade Curtiss, Necromancer of the Third Division, Master of the Fonic Artes, used the same principles from those exact fonic artes to boil water. Hundreds of lives in an instant versus making tea. He isn’t thinking about the disparity right now, but he used to. Now, he is thinking about the unmoving lump at the other desk, and pondering of the possibility of using this to send the lieutenant home. Forever. Though he has to hand it contrivance— even the blue-eyed demon gets sick. As if responding to his thoughts, the pile of blankets stir. He watches with interest out of the corner of his eyes from the other side of the room as the mound of comforters sway from side to side, as though uncertain of which way to topple, before steadying itself again by oozing all over the desk. There’s a muffled murmur, followed by a moan that would’ve all but justified the wild rumours of the necromancer’s corpse-reviving ways, had someone been standing outside listening in. However, this particular moaning is strangely intelligible. In fact, he can even decipher the starting letter, clipped as it is in pronounciation. The moan goes like thus— “Teaaaa.” This is, he thinks, a very pretentious zombie. In return, he considers the boiling fonmachine. Despite knowing that the lieutenant had no way of seeing his actions, due to the way he is ‘seated’ and the sheer amount of blankets piled up on over him, his hands slip out of his pockets anyway into a shrugging motion. “A good choice, sir. And would the undead party like to get it for himself?” He could almost imagine the sour look on the lieutenant’s face, which is a fairly difficult task, seeing as he’s never seen what passes for a sour look on that particular lieutenant’s face. It’s nice to imagine, though, that there is indeed a very sour look on the other’s face right now, and it fully justifies his own smirk, which he feels coming up. To the lieutenant’s credit, the pile of blankets actually wobble a little, as though waffling, before it stops and flops over again. The next grunt is a little less intelligible, though no less zombie-like in form. “Dun’wanna.” Jade supposes that translates to something along the lines of ‘Don’t want to. Get it for me.’ Except in perhaps a bit more of a flowery language with a lot more passive aggressive undertones. “Then, I’m sorry to say, the tea does not want to boil.” Is his mild rejoinder. The fonmachinery is silent as it boils tea, the only thing that indicates its operations being the soft glow of the arte that powers it, barely perceptible. He takes the time to pick out a flavour of tea, going over his options absently, even as he watches the pile of disgruntled blankets shift. “Cold-hearted as they say, Necromancer,” a voice emerges from the blankets at last in tones that don’t completely mimic the cries of zombies long past. The tone sounds amused, though also fairly tired. There is a certain raspy quality to the voice, he notes with interest, which seems fairly out of place of the smooth delivery of the words. Perhaps the lieutenant is as sick as he seems? It would make a strong case for getting him out of the office, at any rate, though he’ll need more convincing evidence, to be certain. “Is that so? I had thought that they’d long-since considered me heartless.” Chamomile, maybe. Or perhaps Earl Grey, though that was often too Kimlascan for his tastes. “But even if it is the case, it would take more than those blankets to warm this heart of mine.” The reply is tired, good-natured and scathing. “Do come closer so I can sneeze on you.” “Aren’t you generous with your maladies. I suppose even you must be generous with something.” He gets out a mug from the cabinet and prepares a teaspoon. There’s a nagging feeling that tweaks from the peripheral of his consciousness. “But still, I’ll have to graciously decline.” There’s a weak chuckle from the direction of the blankets, muffled oddly by the layers. “Have you ever considered switching professions, sir? You would make an admirable doctor.” A pause, as though attempting to catch breath. He continues, amused. “Sick patients would die to leave your care.” “Oh, dear. I suppose I do have a personality to die for,” he jokes in turn, even as he considers the lieutenant’s words again. There’s that nagging feeling again. He taps the spoon against the side of the mug, and watches the fonic glyph glow. “But it truly is a compliment. I am, after all, a doctor for the dead.” “Mm, I suppose I still have a ways to go before you can treat me,” there’s a dramatic sigh coming from the general direction of The Mound. Or, there would’ve been, if it hadn’t been punctuated by watery coughing. Jade finds himself frowning mildly, and supposes that he’s glad that the blankets’ obstruction of the view goes both ways. Not chamomile, then. Perhaps lemon. And he thinks there might be honey at the back of the cupboard—he doesn’t use it often himself, but once upon a time kept a jar for guest purposes. Opening up a cabinet, he peers in. “The blue-eyed demon ending up on the necromancer’s table due to the common cold—think about what it would do to your reputation.” “That’s a little beyond me, right now,” comes the reply, still vaguely bemused, muffled. “Perhaps you could use my corpse to discover the cure to the incurable. Think of what that would do for your reputation, sir.” “I do think I have enough of a reputation for now,” he replies both dryly and honestly. “But I will keep your offer in mind.” The chuckle is tired and raspy. “Please do.” A silence then descends upon the room as Jade pulls the honey out from the cabinet—still in its jar and sealed, it seems—and Shuusuke does whatever he wont to do underneath his Mound, punctuated by coughing or the gentle hum of fonons. When the silence threatens to stretch on for an awkward length of time, however, the water reaches a boiling point just in time, casting a blue glow around the vicinity of the fon machine. Perhaps a little gratefully, Jade takes the boiling water and sets the tea, pouring it in. Then, he stirs in the honey, watching as the viscous liquid melts in the water. The pleasant smell of tea wafts throughout the room, giving the office a cheery and almost homely smell. It’s not a smell he often attributes to his office, but then again, this isn’t his usual sort of tea. Carrying it across the room, he notes that the lieutenant hadn’t stirred. When he makes his way to the other’s desk, he sets the mug down gently, before giving the pile of still blankets a contemplative look. It’s a little awkward, he will admit, to stare down like this—especially since he cannot recall ever having done this before, nor can he recall anyone doing so for him. He ponders absently at the possibility that the lieutenant had just expired right then and there—the blankets are still enough for that, he reckons, and if he did, how long of a wait would be kosher before he is bound by duty to check under there. Heavy blankets, he knows, can muffle the smell of decomposition. However, it will also speed up the process. The combination might stain the seat, and he really would have to burn it. Decomp, after all, does not look professional in an office. It’s to the lieutenant’s favour that he stirs right then. However, when no lieutenant emerges from the pile, he considers taking the tea and drinking it himself. Honey and lemon isn’t to his taste, but wasting tea is never kosher. He eyes the mug for a moment, then the pile of blankets, before pocketing his hands. “Perhaps it would be best if the lieutenant found elsewhere for his nap,” he says aloud, pointedly. “I don’t believe we need yet another useless object in the office.” The lieutenant stirs again, and the mound wobbles. Once. Twice. Then, the lieutenant’s voice cracks before it formulates words. “Then, shall I find a bench outside, colonel? I heard it’s all the rage nowadays.” “If that so pleases you,” is his response, shrugging. “But I do recall that the Fuji manor is not far from headquarters. I believe you know the place—though I suppose I can draw up directions if need be.” The reaction is almost lazy in execution. He watches as the blankets shift again, this time doing a little wiggle-shuffle, before settling. The voice, however, has an odd quality to it that he can’t quite capture. “And allow my sickened ramblings in a household like that? I suppose I really would be feeling suicidal.” And that, Jade thinks, is his answer. In fact, it’s almost troubling. “Oh? Then I suppose I’m flattered that you think my hands are a secure place to insert prime blackmail material.” The answer is almost jovial. The laugh is soft. Authentic. “It may be a hunch, but I think I trust you with my mad ravings.” Shuusuke Fuji is not an irritably sick man, Jade thinks. He is a truthful one. For the first time since Shuusuke had trundle into the office this morning, he can see wisps of brown hair poking out from the head of the pile of blankets. With the hair emerges part of a face from mouth up, blue eyes blinking blearily. From the blue eyes come disjointed blinking, and then pauses as both eyes focus first on the colonel and then on the mug on his desk and back again. When Shuusuke lifts his face, Jade notes that the smile is tired, remnants of sickness at the corners of his lips, but above all, genuine. It almost makes him feel guilty. The lieutenant tilts his head amongst comforters, and struggles to extract a hand from the depths, before reaching for the mug. A chuckle, throaty. “I’ll regret this, won’t I.” Jade shrugs. “I suppose you will just have to.” The lieutenant sips his tea thoughtfully while Jade watches, though he supposes there are better things to watch than to watch his sick lieutenant sip tea. The silence this time, however, is strangely comfortable, permeated by the smell of lemon and honey tea. He leaves, after a bit, to fix up his own cup of tea, picking up a jasmine that he had bought at a whim and Peony’s urgings (though those two things are often synonymous). As he stirs the tea, he considers the pile of gently moving blankets. “I believe the couches are a tad more comfortable,” he says, finally, after taking his teaspoon out of the mug and dropping it into the sink along with the filter for the fon machine. “Unless, of course, you prefer the wooden print of the desk upon your cheek, sa in that case—who am I to judge?” He watches as the movements of the blankets pause—as Shuusuke stops sipping to tea to consider his words, and then stops watching, turning around to focus his attention on the sink. Turning on the water, he washes the spoon thoroughly, then the filter, letting the sound of fourth fonons drown out whatever shuffling sounds there are in the background. He lets the water run for a tad longer than necessary, taking the opportunity to wash the honey spoon as well, then a tea saucer that had been sitting nearby. It’s only after he turns off the water that he dries the cutlery, before retuning them carefully. When he turns around, he sees the lack of a mound of blankets at the lieutenant’s desk and a new mound of blankets at the couches, curled up like some sort of a deranged, hibernating koala. It’s amusing, he supposes. Taking the saucer and his own cup of tea, he returns to his own desk and takes a sip. The room smells like tea, he thinks, idly, even as he turns his pen to the next set of forms. The mounds of blankets shift on the couch, but he supposes that it’s not as much trouble as he was perhaps making it out to be. He'll make the lieutenant wash his own cup. |